Re: The only reason for the dishwasher to be connected to the internet...
You FOOL! You've given away the secret to our plans for World Domination! Now we'll have to start microwaving your clothes, toasting your coffee, & washing your food. You bastard!
-Signed, The CCTV camera you installed to watch for burglars but is doing double duty to Warn The Others when you pull up into the property.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
