Reply to post: Re: Two whole pints?!

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Re: Two whole pints?!

There are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head

A toast:

Here's to the perfect girl,

I couldn't ask for more.

She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,

and owns a liquor store.

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