Reply to post: Re: Joyous news!

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Re: Joyous news!

Fruit is for fermenting, apples, grapes, pears.

Vegetables are for keeping the meat company in a roast.

Roast potatoes hmmmm

Leeks hmmmmmmmmm

Sprouts hmmmm - really!

And some nice roast beef and Yorkshires, or chicken with stuffing.

But I detest peas!

I am now hungry!

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