Re: I'm sorry, that item is larger than a matchbox
LMAO re. time machine.
Seriously, who puts something like that in their luggage?
As every "Doctor" knows, these things are usually way larger and you probably shouldn't
be carrying one around working or otherwise without the reality distortion field turned on, or at least some psychic paper to convince the TSA that it is in fact harmless and besides time travel is above their pay grade.
Got in enough trouble sending a mobile emitter through the post, the argument "But its 29th century technology, has no lithium battery or anything dangerous and the reason it has no USB or charge port is that it is self powered and syncs via wireless connection" didn't fly and neither did my post for several weeks.