Reply to post: I'm sorry, that item is larger than a matchbox

Confirmed: TSA bans gear bigger than phones from airplane cabins

Alistair Silver badge
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I'm sorry, that item is larger than a matchbox

Therefore it may contain (gun/explosive/fusion device/time machine/unsupported theocratic messages) and you may not carry it on board this aircraft because you are departing from (specific list of states), and it has nothing to do with the colour of your skin or your religion.

/*sigh*/

Didn't even make it to friday before they shot themselves in another foot.

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