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Re: Yay for hardware attached to cloud services

"Oh, and I'd like a unicorn too please, and a perpetual-motion machine."

For the right price, I'm sure we can do that.

...oh wait, you wanted a living unicorn and a working perpetual-motion* machine**?!?

* Well, technically, you're sitting on a giant one right now***

** You never said anything about wanting to actually extract useful work out of it...

*** Relevant commercial regulations allow us to advertise anything spanning over ten times the expected lifespan of the customer as "perpetual"

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