Reply to post: Re: Ah yes indeed.

User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

Simon Harris Silver badge

Re: Ah yes indeed.

"You should have better designed mice! These are clearly not fit for purpose! Why is IT so crap?!"

How about a mouse with a self-righting mechanism based on Robot Wars?

If it also includes a miniature circular saw and randomly removes ministers' fingers, so much the better.

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