I'm going to be even more fascinated as to where they're going to get all the people who can read and understand all the various languages and dialects around the world that the multitude of social media accounts will be written in. Somehow I doubt that Google Translate is going to be up to the job.
Oh, I forgot, we're talking about Americans. The fact that most of the world doesn't speak English all the time hasn't occurred to them yet. After all, God wrote the Bible in English, so Adam and Eve were created speaking English 5,000 years ago. Anything written in funny looking squiggles is just terrorist code.
God help us.