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User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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Take a few days and using C++ and/or any other language of choice and write a special database. Extra points for some assembly language tossed into the mix. You're here at El Reg so it shouldn't be hard.

Oh.. and store it in the cloud so the CIA can give you a restore if your hard drive crashes.

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