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User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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Hottie - Ooooh, James, sweetie, wonderful evening. Put on some Barry White and join me in the jacuzzi with a glass of that fine champagne.

James - Hang on, I need to start up my Excel spreadsheet.


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