Re: It is an improbable story
I was once caught sleeping at a former job. I didn't like the job, shitty work even shittier managers but I worked my arse off because thats what I do.
One very ealry morning having been in at 6am to check the servers were all ok, if they were you then sat round for 3 hours with naff all to do, and my eyes ended up closing at some point on the exact day a manager came early (i believe there was blue moon that night) to do some photocopying early, caught me and then with some glee because they were those sort of middle managers decided it was time for a disciplinary.
Knowing I was screwed and looking for a new job and really hating this one I thought fuck it and went into the disciplinary on the attack.
I came out with a £500 quid payrise.
Still not sure how that happened.