So the entire point of the new device - the keyboard - wasn't there, doesn't exist in even the only demo unit? But you saw a HINGE? Wow!
It's sounding much like the Vega scam that some of the same guys are involved with.
And this is the THIRD story (if you count the "pre-announcement" vote thing). I'm disappointed, Reg, that you've got suckered into pushing this so hard so early.
At the moment, it's a mini Android smartphone, the like of which there are thousands.