Please Fire Me
You want to see stupid see this http://www.businessinsider.com.au/whitman-gets-51-million-if-hp-axes-her-2015-3?r=US&IR=T, no matter how shitty a job she does, which of course is self evident, she gets paid 51 million when they fire her, seriously, how screwed up is that.
How many people would do a shitty job on purpose just to get fired.