Reply to post: But people you're forgetting the "Shaggy Defense"

Probe President Trump and his crappy Samsung Twitter-o-phone, demand angry congressfolk

John Smith 19 Gold badge
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But people you're forgetting the "Shaggy Defense"

A press conference in a White House far far away....

"Mr President could you explain what you meat when you tweeted "I wouldn't pay Hilary $5 to suck my inordinately large d**k" ?

The D."What are you talking about. That wasn't me. I've never tweeted anything about sex with Hilary. This is fake news"

"It was received by all your Twitter followers at 1158 last night"

The D "Then it was by my bed while I was asleep. It sounds like I may have been hacked. My people will be looking into this. Next question."

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