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Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
Paris Hilton

Apple Kit and Chocolate Bars

Apple kit is just like Chocolate Bars.

1) Each generation is smaller than before

2) Each other generation to 1) costs the same or more

3) Every version leaves the user thinking that it was better before. Take KitKat's before Nestle took over. Now the taste is far too sweet and cheap.

So the new Mac Pro will be the size of the current MacMini.

IT will be prefectly smooth apart from TWO things.

1) a socket for the power lead

2) an on/off switch.

Getting data In/Out and Video out will be controlled by magic.

Oh, and it will cost the same as a Dacia Sandero.

Perfecton does not come cheap (cough-cough)

Paris because even she can see when someone is REALLY taking the piss.

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