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Huge if true: iPhone 8 will feature 3D selfies, rodent defibrillator

tempemeaty
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iBluVibe

What? No mention of the new "iBluVibe" feature that works when the iPhone is in a pocket? The new feature has the same effect as a double dose of Viagra and can be programed to go off any time of day or night...

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