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Huge if true: iPhone 8 will feature 3D selfies, rodent defibrillator

Burbles

If anything could convince me to buy an IPhone it would be a rodent defibrillator. As someone who keeps many rodents, many from backgrounds of neglect, I would personally love to see a rodent defibrillator.

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