@Korev, Re: BOFH.
Unfortunately I actually *like* those neighbors. Now, if it were the ones on the other side, I'd already have the FlameThrower refilled, pressurized, & ready to start a late night BBQ.
I swear to Cthulhu that if I hear obnoxiously loud Mariachi music at O'DarkThirty again, I'm gonna start prepping Molotov's...
*Cough*
=-)p