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High tides: Boffins spy on dolphins baked on poisonous piscines

Chris King Silver badge
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Not surprising really

So, we can add "addiction to recreational drugs" to this list.

Apparently, they're STD-riddled, sex-mad killing machines that will quite happily get jiggy with passing humans, murder their own young and play volleyball with baby sharks. Don't even get me started on reason #10.

I remember being forced to watch a video telling me that we should all behave more like dolphins ("Dolphins work in teams" yadda yadda yadda), and it was about the time some of this stuff first came out.

Asking the "motivational" speaker if we should also kill porpoises and take bites out of colleagues if we're feeling hungry didn't go down very well for some reason.

Icon, because the dolphins' behaviour isn't all that different.

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