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GCHQ cyber-chief slams security outfits peddling 'medieval witchcraft'

Camilla Smythe

Hello. Pleased to be telling you...

My name is Ian from Microsoft GCHQ and your computer is reporting back to us it is having problems so I am here to fix it for you. Please to be pressing the Windows Key and R.

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