Re: Do not...
"@ecofeco ; "Do not fuck with Park Rangers of any kind. They are some of the nicest and smartest people you will ever meet, but with real "fuck you" skills."
Meh... Don't know about American ones, but there are a bunch in England- and royally-appointed ones at that!- who are so lazy they spend more time playing football than protecting the environment"
Well, to be honest, any hall monitor (think prefect for you British) could be a Royal Park Ranger. Smaller parks, people don't have assault weapons, no grizzly bears, heck, even your deer are the nice kind, ever seen a moose? I would not mess with a US Park Ranger under any circumstance. Yet every one I have ever interacted with could give the politest British bobby a lesson in public relations. The one I most recently spoke with looked out across the Grand Canyon and said, "A bad day out here is still better than a great day at the office."