We few, we happy few, we band of mostly techies,
For he today that vents his spleen with me
Shall be my tech brother, be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And BOFHs in England now a-beering
Shall think themselves formatted they where not here,
And hold their hard drives cheap whiles any speaks
That vents with me upon Dark Snoflake’s day!