Best summary of Trump I've heard - from US comedian Michelle Wolf:
Trump never wanted the job of president.
He just wanted to be Mr. USA,
put on a sash, and tell people how you change the world
without actually having to change it.
But instead, Trump has gone from being a carefree billionaire
to a public servant.
Yeah, Donald J. Trump,
you just became America's butler.
Now, go fix our health care
and make me a sandwich,you sunburnt bitch.