Re: Political Minders
FICTION: Donald Trump was caught out one day and had to call in to the house of a lowly employee, Tom. Tom had not been warned about the sudden unexpected visit, but had to make do. Fortunately he had a hundred spare eiderdowns from his recently deceased mother-in-law, so he quickly prepared a super-soft bed for The Donald. And underneath it all he placed one solitary mushy pea.
The Donald was hospitalized with severe internal injuries, and Tom was promptly arrested and sentenced. The CIA agents at Guantanamo Bay asked him, "Why'd you do it? You know how thin-skinned the President is!!!"