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UK's lords want more details on adult website check plans

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I'm sure it'll simply be a subcutaneous NFC chip implanted by your local vet.

Once that's there you register on the national database perv-register.gov.uk, install the special snoopware to give full access to your pic or mobile and voila! You will get access to images approved by the Home Office.

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