Reply to post: hold on, guys, this is brilliant!

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

JLV

hold on, guys, this is brilliant!

$20 to unblock. But... you need to be registered as unblocked. So... up your ID goes on:

www.nd.gov/porn_pervs/registry/public/<SSN*>-<username>

What? Not happy? $50 more gets you on

www.nd.gov/porn_pervs/registry/secret/

Worried that your better half finds out? $100 gets you deleted from the registry**.

Then again, you could save yourself the hassle and add your name (SSN not required here) yourself to

www.nd.gov/permitted_for_research_purposes/senators/

* What? The SSN is needed to disambiguate identical names.

** I heard the old team from Ashley Madison is consulting to set up all-in-one registration, security and user revenue maximization services. So, the North Dakota tax take could go way up, at very little cost.

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