Re: They still have a couple of loyal customers here and there
Hmm, the people I know with a 950 have a wildly different experience to you.
The screen is beautiful, the camera is fast, the flash is very natural, the HDR is excellent and controllable, the UI is fast (because the processor is fast I imagine).
I have dropped mine at least three times and have a small crack in the (flimsy) rear cover.
Add the fact that it has a removable battery and an SD card slot and, as a previous 800, 920 and 1020 owner, I am very pleased.
The fact that it costs less than half of what an iPhone costs is just icing on the cake - like you, I don't miss too much of the App gap.
I also appreciate full Office and built-in maps/navigation.