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IBM filed another 8,000 patents in 2016

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generate_patent.sh

#!/bin/bash

#usage: <start> <end> <unit> <object> <patent name> <enable_troll>

reg_patent($1 $2 $3 $4 $5)

troll_mode = $6

if troll_mode = true

book_flight_to_texas()

fi

/===END==/

./generate_patent 100 300 nm corner_radius "Rounded Corners" TRUE

Registering 100nm rounded corners...done!

Lawsuits...filed!

Flight to Texas...booked!

Registering 101nm rounded corners...done!

Lawsuits...filed!

Flight to Texas...failed!

Troll unsuccesful...[A]bort / [T]hrow more lawyers at it.

Flight to Texas...Booked!

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