Re: Road site test?
"Whoops, here's me accident'ly trippin' up, oo, dis is me grabbin' a statchoo for support, oh, der arm have come right off.. and what is dis white powder I sees here with my eyes accident'ly spillin' on der floor?"
He licked a finger and gingerly tasted the stuff. "Slab," he growled..
"Did I just lick dis?" he said
"Er, yes.." said Carrot
"T'ank goodness for dat, 'd hate to believe dis room was really fully of giant hairy spide.... weeble weeble sclup..."
Aaah, if only our police were still like the City Watch :/