Private eye record
Back in the 60's, on one of the Xmas 45's, private eye had a report from Melbourne - " the Luton of the Southern hemisphere" about Xmas day down south.
From what I remember ;
" My wife, Beryl, has just plunged her electric mulling poker into my delicious ice-cold beer and we're all gathered about the blazing yule-tide log with nothing on, telling the odd spine-chilling ghost story..."