From now on the first thing I say when entering a friends house will be "Alexa, order me a rubber horse cock" *
* Anatomically correct animal dildos are a thing now apparently - I thought it would be funny to search for ridiculous things on a friends PC thereby messing up the ads that he sees online for the foreseeable future - the mental images I am now stuck with were NOT worth it.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
