good grief Donald Trump.
(Okay, that's clickbait in the title)
TV station name needs to be corrected from WFTV to WTFV.
Wait. 37 convictions under his belt. What was that three strikes thing everyone was ranting about?
Right, Florida. Too much orange juice and sunshine on the beach, or way too many Cuba Libre I suppose. I know, he can claim Vitamin D overdose and get a doctor to back it up and get a discharge on one of his 37 convictions! Hell, maybe he's diabetic! <HDR ref>