Re: Truly a hair-raising story...
"and an accelerometer and a gyroscope to log the number of strokes through your barnet."
Why would you use a hairbrush for hair? I though they were spanking paddles in disguise, so maybe there is a business opportunity for users of FetLife to "rate my spanking" automatically?
I think you may just have explained the reason for the accelerometer :)
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