Re: I don't really feel the force of this exploit
This is the Captain speaking. On your monitors you will see:
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Those of you travelling today on the Port or left side of the aircraft will see nude videos of [handsome male celeb A] or [luscious female celeb B]. Those of you travelling today on the Starboard or right side of the aircraft will see on your monitors an abdominal surgery. I urge those of you on the Starboard side to take off your seatbelts, walk to your left, and partake of the, frankly, stunning videos enjoyed by those on the Port side. Any port in the storm they say, but these videos are really, really stunning. Please ignore the cabin crew, they are rather prudish.