Better than my former employer
After the startup (that you have never heard of) where I worked was acquired by a mega-corp (that you have definitely heard of), all of us plankton were herded into a room to be told of our bright future at BigCorp, and the wonderful products we would now be working on. At one point, the spokesdroid gushed about how they (now we) were totally committed to "Nine Fives" reliability. We figured that might be just about doable.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
