Re: Push back and automate
I'm stuck on what those 3+1 NHS usernames could have been too. Plenty of other unfortunate possibilities spring freely to mind... Rachael & Wanda Knowles, Aiden Smith, Percy, Cliff, Benjamin & Scarlett Turner, etc. Poor Shirley Temple would have had a shitty time there... but Cock, Boob and Turd have beaten me. Maybe it was three of surname then initial?
Hope OP comes back to put us out of our mystery, and so half of Nigeria can spearfish his hospital.