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Samsung, the Angel of Death: Exploding Note 7 phones will be bricked

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Predicted headlines starting on morning of 20th...

Samsung accidentally bricks ALL Samsung smartphones

Samsung Note 7 kill-patch wrongly addressed to 'all'

Nearly a billion Samsung phones irreversibly bricked

Financial impact of Kill-patch bankrupts Samsung

South Korean economy topples - Norks assume control

Norks control spreads, world enters new Dark Ages

Last edition - goodbye and good luck

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