Re: No issues with the sentencing, but...
Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse: "I feel a small island off of the coast of Siberia would be a much better place."
Re by AC: "Save the air fare...I can think of some islands closer to home [...]"
Well, I'm at loath to point this out, but technically he already is on a fairly small island off the coast of a continent.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
