Re: Silly people
You B'stard! I'm on a diet, but the idea of a bacon butty....
As Oscar Wilde said, "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."*
OK, it's sizzling now.....(pause...) Search Great British HP sauce...check - OK it's from Holland, but it'll have to do...(pause)
Nam nam nam....
(Bacon Butty icon á la Lester Haines required.)
* Full quote, from the Picture of Dorian Gray:
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”