Reply to post: Re: Creates more problems than it solves?

Three certainties in life: Death, taxes and the speed of light – wait no, maybe not that last one

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Re: Creates more problems than it solves?

I can solve problems.

Slow it down, speed it up, slow it down, speed it up, slow it.... does light friction exist? This tech. ("light") would work great as a scroll saw in my wood shop. At the gym, could I just increase the speed of my personal light to make it look like I'm doing a hard workout or at least slow the light of everyone else? Also, it would be nice to slow the light of internet ads, tweets and likes to 0mph if possible. How about markup? <light speed="0">You'll never see this</light>

The future looks bright for this "light" tech., I keep an eye out for solutions.

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