@ RIBrsiq - I do this professionally
"Don't knock it! I do this professionally, and it's often just "turning it off and on again"...!!"
Your comment following on from Cp'n Daft's comment ...
"Page one: How To Find Your Arse With Both Hands." ...
1. Does finding your *rse with both hands pay well?
2. What are your prospects for career development?
3. How do you turn your *rse off and on again? Please provide detailed instructions. (Enquiring minds etc.)
4. If the answer to 2 involves being given a brush, is that a prerequisite for 3?