Canadian immigration
Dear USA friends,
I am truly concerned for the instability that is so likely to affect your daily lives. It's a tough prospect, but you are a sturdy, honest people.
I'd like to suggest that to avoid a processing quagmire, that all of the Blue states band together to make a blanket request. I am sure something mutually beneficial can be worked out.
And Puerto Rico. They deserve better too.
Signed, Your (North) American neighbours.