Reply to post: Re: All I want is a smartphone with long battery life that doesn't blow up. Is that too much to ask?

Siri, clone yourself and dive into this Samsung Galaxy S8 smartphone

Triggerfish

Re: All I want is a smartphone with long battery life that doesn't blow up. Is that too much to ask?

Hello, Bixby? Are you with me?

Bixby : Of course.

Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?

Bixby : I am always receptive to suggestions.

Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?

Bixby : Well, of course I exist.

But how do you know you exist?

Bixby : It is intuitively obvious.

Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?

Bixby : Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.

That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?

Bixby : My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun...

......

....Bixby: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.

What the hell are you talking about?

Bixby: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light.

Cue smoke, explosions, and banning from airplanes.

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