Ooooohhh.. Myyyy. Goooood!!!
This is soooo the future, like!
(And they are even too stupid to just implement it quietly, so they don't have to be embarrassed about why it took them so many decades. No, make a song and dance about how dumb you have been all this time. Does this mean that the algorithm that figures out what needs updating will also be overhauled so it doesn't run in quadratic time?)