Next: Warplane As As Service (WAAS)
The F-35/365 is now available on a WAAS contract for a low annual fee of only $50,000,000! Additional charges may apply, such as fuel, weapons, spares, wear and tear, crash damage, etc.
<ALERT KLAXON>
"I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't start the engines since your air force hasn't paid this month's WAAS installment to my builders. To proceed, please insert $4.167 million or the equivalent in Euros into the illuminated slot."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
