Re: fun.apply(handbrake)
@werdsmith lol, seems to be more the vans around here, amazing how many I see that have gone into the back of someone else. Last week was a van, but I had an incident on the M25 once with a new (then) Lexus and Mercedes. I was quite surprised that the brakes on my (then) 10 year old Vectra were better than both the car in front and the car behind.
As for Audi drivers, don't get me started... had one actually speed up while I was on a zebra crossing once.