It's just an awful, awful scenario!
Cars having to give way to people who are not in cars! What is the world coming to?
Everyone knows that people who are in cars are worth a lot more than people who are not in cars, and also their time is much more valuable.
Especially cyclists are the scourge of the earth, and have no right to take up several feet of the road's width.
Luckily, should someone be ran over, it's still the pedestrian or cyclist's fault, just as now! Phew!