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Hell desk thought PC fire report was a first-day-on-the-job prank

Chris King Silver badge
Mushroom

What you really want are the tiny polystyrene balls that stick to everything with nothing more than a little static - not as evil as an envelope full of glitter, but you'll still be finding them for weeks afterwards.

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