Well, AC. You assume that BI would be sufficient to pay for beer. Bad assumption on many levels.
And maybe you need to tell your dear mother that not being bothered to wash is actually a symptom of a number of recognised conditions.
But then it is your mother that I would like to do out of a job. Not because I have anything against her - but because her role needs to be made obsolete. Medical secretaries are there because medicine runs in an archaic, inefficient and costly manner.
But I digress.........