Niagara Hipsters?
This must be what it feels like for Ontarian hipsters teleworking from a cafe at Niagara Falls, except with less humidity and better tea.
Spent many hours in Niagara Falls, and even know people who grew up there.
Trust me, no town that has a "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museum will ever be "hipster."
Do check out the Flying Saucer Cafe though.